I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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