your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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