I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't turn off my feet"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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