Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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