i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wish you could order shots online.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
