u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
