He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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