Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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