Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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