you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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