Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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