I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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