yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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