I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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