Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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