How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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