i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I party with great urgency now.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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