i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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