I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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