two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He better not be in your backpack
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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