My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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