he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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