Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
