so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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