Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
