You really coming over, don't trick.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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