He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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