why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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