I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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