Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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