i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
tell me about the fingering
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