I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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