If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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