Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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