marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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