Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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