I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
