Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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