Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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