I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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