New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Randomize
