D3 body, D1 cock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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