we have officially lost it.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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