Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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