It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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