Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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