He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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