fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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