Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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