Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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