I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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