I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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