I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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