I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
