he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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