At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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