yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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