Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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